- Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year'sperformance repeated
- Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey andstopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".
- Teacher : "Now, Ram, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Ram : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
- Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same dayand at the same time."
