Haircut for meetings 

Jokes

• Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"

David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year'sperformance repeated

• Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey andstopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"

Student : "Brotherly love".

• Teacher : "Now, Ram, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"

Ram : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

• Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"

One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same dayand at the same time."

You better know where u are 

The National Highway Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt. Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when the belt is properly installed. Correct installation is illustrated in attached file.
 

From left:Bruno, nancy and Spike